rick and morty said making fun of people for being cringe is cringe

aviculor:

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Nirvantis, the Awakened Pokemon. A bug pokemon overcame a life of hardship to attain enlightenment and become Nirvantis. As it has transcended mortal suffering, it inspires those who seek spiritual peace. Due to its harmony with the flow of life energy, its movements are like a graceful stream. Bug/Water

If I die during my vacation trip, you’ll all regret not giving my last fakemon hundreds of notes

bogleech:

bramblesand:

People, especially games, get eldritch madness wrong a lot and it’s really such a shame.

An ant doesn’t start babbling when they see a circuit board. They find it strange, to them it is a landscape of strange angles and humming monoliths. They may be scared, but that is not madness.

Madness comes when the ant, for a moment, can see as a human does.

It understands those markings are words, symbols with meaning, like a pheromone but infinitely more complex. It can travel unimaginable distances, to lands unlike anything it has seen before. It knows of mirth, embarrassment, love, concepts unimaginable before this moment, and then…

It’s an ant again.

Echoes of things it cannot comprehend swirl around its mind. It cannot make use of this knowledge, but it still remembers. How is it supposed to return to its life? The more the ant saw the harder it is for it to forget. It needs to see it again, understand again. It will do anything to show others, to show itself, nothing else in this tiny world matters.

This is madness.

Thank you for this good PSA because I’m still seeing sincere, published, professional writers doing “ahhhhh oh no this monster was SO UGLY i’m mentally ill now!”

retiredmahoushoujo:

a war thunder player got so mad about the inaccuracy of an ingame tank they leaked classified british military secrets to prove it’s wrong

@thellamamongler

justsomeguycore:

ya being kafkaesque isn’t about turning into a bug it’s about how if you turned into a bug your boss would still be like “ok but we’re short staffed can u still come in”