self-loving-vampire:

mothfaggot:

self-loving-vampire:

It’s actually kind of breathtaking how quickly “I was spanked as a child and it prevented me from becoming an asshole” dudes reveal themselves to be extremely angry, violent, and intolerant people.

“i was spanked and it gave me a condition called respect for others”

my brother in christ you hate minorities and your wife

Dudes who think it would be government overreach if they were banned from beating their children: Why would you not trust parents to be benevolent and know what is best for their children? I can be trusted to hit my child’s ass in a completely wholesome and affectionate way!

charlesoberonn:
“inthefallofasparrow:
“”
“This is my favorite axe. I’ve been using it for so long I had to replace the handle ten times and the blade twice.” ”

charlesoberonn:

inthefallofasparrow:

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“This is my favorite axe. I’ve been using it for so long I had to replace the handle ten times and the blade twice.”

bard-npc:

a-wizard-of-reddit:

Fellow wizards, I have a conundrum and I wish to confer with others in order to resolve it.

Are leeches vampires?

Yes

No

Please elaborate as to your answers as well. Time is of the essence.

Evidence that leeches[🐛] are, in fact, vampiric[🦇] is present in their shared ability to create thralls[🧟‍♂️].

No sane Doctor in 17th century Europe would say “Allow this creature to partake of thine essence, to ingest your malicious humors, and thus purge them from your being.”

Thats thrall speak[🗣] for “My master is hungry. If you let him feed on you, you will be cured.” A classic piece of vampire[🧛‍♂️] subterfuge.

The doctors were leech[🐛] thralls[👩‍⚕️].

isthescavengervideocute:

rogue-cyberman:

existential-dread-in-the-am:

thegreenpea:

okiitos:

mysharona1987:

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Rescue professional here:

If you need rescuing or help, DON’T FUCKING MOVE. You are so much easier to find when you stay put.

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Credits: @foxes-in-love

Your most important survival skill is asking for help

Goddamn preach this

“Your most important survival skill is asking for help.”

THIS, it makes me so damn pissed off when parents try and normalize that asking for help is a taboo thing!

This feels important to reblog

I’m worried the Varingpard line didn’t get enough exposure because I posted it at like noon. It’s a muscular anthropomorphic animal, it should have had broad appeal to the community. I should be swimming in notes. I should be getting those DarkandWindie numbers.

autisticshadowthehedgehog:

A twitter thread from @WavePrism_, imitating an "Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog" Episode. This first post has a blurry screencap of Robotnik screaming at the camera, and it is captioned: "You two absolutely bionic boneheads BETTER make sure my glorrrious, giGANTIC X stays errrrected atop the roof! And you better ensure that it flashes enough times for all of those idiotic Mobians to have their eyeballs melted into puddles! GOT IT?"ALT
Two photos, one of the X logo that only lasted a day, the other of Scratch and Grounder fighting. Scratch (presumably) says "YOU DOLT! HE SAID WE WERE SUPPOSED TO LET IT FLASH LIKE THIS!"  Grounder: "nuh uh! how do you think they're gonna know that's an X when you can't even see it?"  Scratch: "OHHHH, I'LL MAKE SURE YOU CAN'T SEE ANYTHING!"ALT
A photo of Sonic in disguise, talking to a fooled Scratch and Grounder. He says, "Hey there, dumbbots! I'm from the local inspection team, and I'm hearin' nothing but high praise for how inconvenient the constant strobing is, especially at night! Would you like some quick cash for me to place that X in a more upclose and personal area?"  Scratch (presumably) says, "MOOLAH! SURE CAN DO!"ALT
Sonic smirking at the camera. "Hah! Those two are so easy to convince. Now to send this X straight into the sun!"ALT
A photo of the X logo having been removed from the twitter building.ALT
A final screenshot of Robotnik screaming at Scratch and Grounder, cartoonishly leaping in the air and making them fly backwards. The caption reads, "WHAT THE FUCK"ALT

saving this twitter thread here bc there’s no way this site is lasting to the end of the year and this needs to be preserved

[op is @jungle-golf here and this was reposted with permission! thank you autumn for this gift of a thread <3]